chicago has the sears tower. nyc has the statue of liberty. san francisco has the golden gate bridge. here in ohio, we have jesus.
well, until last night when the mostly styrofoam, sixty two foot statue was struck by lightning and burnt…(melted?)…down. so, styrofoam jesus, i’m sorry you met such a tragic end, but i’m not sorry i will no longer have to be terrified and puzzled every time i see you on my way to ikea.